- step one: shower
- step two: take selfie
I was scrolling through and my brother saw this. And my brother walked by and said your hot he’d like a piece of that ass. And my mom was in the room, and he turned to her and just came out as hes gay. I love family night..
this is the best thing anyone has ever commented on one of my posts
i did a tutorial for some hair styles that make you cool (x)
I didn’t think this would be as entertaining as it was.
i lost my shit at “moose-statche”
"And then ur gonna tease the hair… yeah! Ur ugly!"
I love this guy already
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this
did u know, there’s this small rural town in japan called obama.
so there’s this girl in a 2007 drama who moved from the city to obama.
and she hates it at first and blames the town for her misery.
i kid u not. didn’t make this shit up.
Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16
SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE
watch the throne